It really does hurt to be bumped down the hierarchy in your puppy dog's affection.  I used to be #1, now I'd be lucky to come in at #4.Although now, after two more cups of wine, I'm drunk and feeling chatty and everyone's asleep.  Even our dog, Maru, who used to be super-bonded to me in his frisky young days.  But ever since I've moved away from home four and a half years ago, Maru's transplanted his primary loyalty over to myIt feels good to finally admit that.  Thanks for listening.uh ... yeah ... so where I typed "Totally Unsatisfactory Experiment"  should say " Totally UNSCIENTIFIC Experiment."
Didn't want to sell the experiment short.  It was kinda satisfactory.   younger brother.