Curl enhancing lotion
:: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 @ 11:03:39 am
:: Tags: General
Girls are weird. I was over at Vienna’s place last night and discovered a bottle of weird-ass lotion in the bathroom. I believe the question I asked when I emerged was, “what part of the body do you lotion that has hair on it?” The Batcho was there, too, following up with, “It’s like a store in there. Wait, doesn’t ‘curl enhancing’ need a hyphen?”
And then there was the enormous box of shoes in the kitchen…
I suppose that my equivalent would be the enormous box(es) of camera gear I have strewn about in my place. :)
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Aaaaaaa! You linked to it!
…damn you cheng… [shakes fist jon stewart style]
You’re both just jealous because I use something with organic marshmallow root in it.
Get me a beer, Batcho!
one of my friends met vienna last thursday while she was down here… said she was very down to earth. very excited about her new cd! :)
Marshmallows grow on trees? Does this make them a fruit? But no seeds, so maybe veggie? I’m so confused!
Batcho–cold one for me too! :)
the american marshmallow is actually a fungus that grows mostly in the northwestern united states along the pacific coast. it was once prized by native americans but ever since the “s’mores phenomenon,” mass production has devalued the worth of this delicious mushroom.
in contrast, the chinese marshmallow is actually a species of poisonous frog that eats cockroaches and other scum-sucking insects in the prehistoric rain forests of, ironically, antarctica. why they are called “chinese” has always been a mystery to amphibiologists. perhaps it is the shape of their eyes?
sorry, terminated the last comment prematurely.
i meant to add:
i’m rick james, batcho!
organic marshmallow root. wow!
that was enough to distract me from making an infantile joke about the weird ass lotion.
Eric/Fred: that’s why we use hyphens. :)