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:: Saturday, March 11th, 2006 @ 10:38:57 pm

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I was sitting at the West Palm Beach airport with Al Vinjamur this evening, waiting for Paul Ng to fly in from Shanghai. When Al noticed that I had a Blackberry in one pocket and a my mobile phone in the other, he said, “dude. you’re, like, going to screw up your future kids.”

I replied, “no way, man. i keep them out of phase.”

HAHAHAHA!

Ok… maybe you had to be there. Where’s the “Dork” category in this journal? I need to make one.

| Boca Raton, FL | link | trackback | Mar 11, 2006 22:38:57
  • http://www.bigblueimages.com Mike V

    So why do you need both? Blackberry tis a phone you know….

    Social butterfly!

    I love living on small island and not needing to worry bout such stuff…. :)

  • http://Ljova.com Ljova

    I thought you had a Treo!

  • http://echeng.com echeng

    hey, lev. i haven’t had a Treo for some time. you’ll see that i hate the treo if you dig around here more. :)

  • EggRollMonster

    Were you getting 100% phase cancellation? HAHAHA

    “Unfortunately, the entire effect of multiple electromagnetic fields on human physiology is not completely understood. However, it is well known that low-frequency magnetic fields can trigger major biochemical responses critical to the functioning of human cells, which operate by complex electrochemical processes. The consequences of living in our EMF world may not be known for decades. Virtually all research on the serious health effects of man-made EMF has come to the conclusion that the adverse health responses from EMF are from long-term cumulative exposure.” from http://www.clarus.com/aboutemf.html

    Who knows?

    Take care.

  • http://echeng.com echeng

    100% phase cancellation is the idea. :)

  • EggRollMonster

    Hey Eric, I took my family to see the IMAX Deep Sea 3D movie this afternoon. Thanks for the recommendation! It is the 2nd best 3D movie I have ever seen. IMHO, the best 3D movie, currently, is Mickey’s PhilharMagic (at Disney World). By the way, wouldn’t curmudgeon-eel be a better name for wolf-eel? :| Thanks again.

  • http://giles.shaxted.co.uk gilesshaxted

    if you had a day job I would tell you not to quit it !

    I used to work in a factory where we made the prototype units for base stations and satelite usnit the diffusers and amplifiers for cell phone signals etc. Suffice it to say all the people that worked on the test line with the units right above their laps on a table were surprisingly childless, even though demographically they should probably have had at least 2 kids each.

  • EggRollMonster

    I have found the solution! :-D

    http://www.drct.com/dss/lead/leadwear.html

  • angela

    As someone involved in the genetics/reproductive field, I wouldn’t be too worried about it. you men just keep making new sperm anyway- the slow mutants won’t be swimming anywhere! :P

  • http://earthstroke.com the_shindogg

    Unless the Mutant sperm also are equipped with a Blackberry, blutooth synced with a GPS device therfore enabling them to reach and penetrate the egg quicker than their unaided counterparts…
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