heheh. our cat Cat also likes to bug ppl in their sleep by attacking any exposed limbs. she also likes to climb into enclosed spaces. one night she curled up in my nylon jacket. so … i rubbed the jacket on her to charge it up the quickly pulled it up … about 30 times. yeah so i can explain the scratch and bite scars on my arms. :)

funny how Stinky is smart enough to use static electricity to terrorize you. :)

i love how cats are never shy about climbing onto you while you’re trying to sleep, kneading your body like a piece of bread dough (sometimes claws extended), and then finally settling on your tummy to sleep… whelps, at least they don’t like sleeping on people’s faces!

My friend’s cat sneaks up to you while you are sleeping and sticks her tongue up your nostril. Charming!

solution from a cat-mommy of 3: purchase a small plastic spray bottle (not a pump but an actual spray trigger), fill with water and place on the nightstand. Go to sleep, when awoken by insistent kitty, reach for bottle, aim, spray. Trust me, in a short period of time your sleep will be undisturbed and kitty will be much more respectful.

thanks, trisha. :) my solution was to get rid of my cats.

just kidding — i had to get rid of them for other reasons. but back when i had cats, i didn’t let them into my room at night.

i was sleeping on a friend’s couch, which is why these cats had access to me. ;)

Hey! I swear I thought they were in my room, man. They must have learned how to open doors or something. He ain’t called “Professor” for nuthin’.

God, my Soda cat stuck her nails in my knee this morning while she was stretching her paws, so I had a nice sphere of dried blood to rinse in the shower :P Kitty needs a nail clippin!

MY MY MY!!!, My cat jumped on my head so I had no choice but to see if the remote control fit down his throat. Sometimes there is no point to living.

So, I’ve come a long way since forcing a remote control down his throat. Nowaday’s I just throw blocks of dry ice in his litter box. I don’t know, he’s dead, so he hasn’t even thanked me yet. He’s so unappreciative of what I do for him