I’ve retired my friendtest from a few days ago. Thanks to everyone who took the time to take it. :) Here are the results!

1 – Eric Cheng 100
2 – Family Member 91 <- my sister
3 – peterskim.com 85 <- Peter Kim – cheated!
4 – Stab 67 <- Drew Stabile
5 – hmm 65
6 – tucows 61
7 – a friend 60
8 – random person 54
9 – Bill S. 53 <- Bill Scuba
10 – Adam Tow 52

And, some answers. Some of these may be worded differently. :) Again, highlight the text for the correct answer. :)

1. Eric has never…

• sprayed binaca into the eyes of his childhood best friend.
  sprayed Drew Stabile


• shot his friend in the ass with a dremel-sharpened blowgun dart.
  shot Bobby Stevens


• shot his childhood best friend in the stomach with a pellet gun.
  shot Drew Stabile


• knocked his friend out while playing in the garage, on accident.
  *** never did this!


• stabbed his friend in the back with a sword.
  stabbed Andy Manson

2. Eric has never studied:

• Taekwondo


• Judo


• Aikido


• Wushu


• Karate ***

3. What was the name of Eric’s Stanford freshman dorm?

• Branner


• Roble


• Larkin


• Twain ***


• Arroyo

4. Which kind of pet has Eric never had?

• Cat


• Dog


• Lizard ***


• Snake


• Pig


• Rabbit

5. What disorder does everybody say Eric has?

• Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder ***


• Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder


• Agoraphobia


• Gynophobia


• Automysophobia (2nd)

6. What year was Eric’s piano made?

• 1896


• 1911 ***


• 1927


• 1963


• 1989

7. What did Eric not eat while a baby?

• Baby food


• Newspapers


• Cigarettes


• Cardboard ***


• Breast milk

8. What does Eric have hanging on the wall above his computer monitors?

• A picture of two fisherman in the Italian Riviera


• A black and white photo of Florence


• A small leather rope, with a miniature sword attached to it


• His college graduation tassle


• A foot long ponytail ***

9. Describe Eric’s first girlfriend:

• “I am woman, hear me roar.” ***


• A shy, timid, mousy Asian woman


• A concert pianist


• A martial arts expert


• Eco-terrorist

10. Eric’s first non-classical concert featured:

• Metallica *** w/Guns ‘n Roses


• Pink Floyd


• U2


• REM


• Madonna